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by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Aron Shklar
March 3, 2026
Articles/Food and Drink

JJs Place is Awarded Michelin Star

In a recent joint announcement, the Michelin Company and Columbia Dining Services shared that JJs will be awarded a Michelin star. The award, usually reserved for the world’s finest restaurants, generated some…

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Articles/On Campus/Sports

Controversial Incentives for Low Sporting Event Turnout: Columbia to Break Athletes’ Legs

by Sasha Maroulis
March 1, 2026

Though it feels quite chilly, spring sports are officially in full swing…

Articles/Barnard

Barnard College Insists No Affiliates Had Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, Claims Those Were More ‘Situationships’

by Oliver Green
February 28, 2026

In a college-wide email yesterday, Barnard officials announced that they had completed…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Updated Guidelines State ICE Allowed to Enter University Buildings If They ‘Guess the Secret Password’

by Inica Kotasthane
February 27, 2026

In response to the illegal abduction of a student by the Department…

On Campus/Opinion

Overheard @ Columbia:

by Sophia Brown, Valentina Jeon, Clara Neilson-Papish and Julia Ryan
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

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Articles/Barnard/Food and Drink

Diana Bowls in the Dodge Sauna and Other Unique Date Ideas

by Livy Molko
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

Amidst the sensual snowy atmosphere, all members of the Columbia community are beginning to stir in anticipation of Valentine’s Day. Now is the time that traditional and modern romantics alike rack their…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus

Relationship Win! Man Looks Girlfriend in the Eyes Before Telling Her She’s Being Too Dramatic

by Oliver Green
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

In what many are calling a “huge step forward” for the couple, it was reported last Thursday that, during a particularly intense argument, Columbia junior Ron Stern at last met his girlfriend’s…

Advice/Articles/Jennifer Mnookin

Change Your Words, Change Your Mindset

by Julia Ryan
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

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Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/Food and Drink

Dike (Diana x Chef Mike’s) FanFic: Love Knows No Gates

by Sophia Brown and Valentina Jeon
February 13, 2026February 23, 2026

Chef Mike has always been a dominant player in Columbia Dining. Known for his longstanding commitment to family values and good subs, he turned heads across campus, extroverted, devilishly handsome, and everyone’s…

Articles/Books/On Campus

Report: Cute Girl Eyeing You From Across Library Just Wants Your Premium Study Spot

by Inica Kotasthane
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

It is a tale told many times before… you arrive at Butler early in the morning, sprightly and bright-eyed, and secure the best seat in the Lawrence A. Wien Reference Room. You…

Articles/Pop Culture/World

Most Anticipated Reboot/Spinoff Movies Coming out in 2026

by Oliver Green
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

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Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus/Opinion

Op-Ed: JJ’s Express Mobile Ordering Deprives Me of the Thrill of the Hunt

by Oliver Green
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

So I guess nothing is sacred anymore. First they closed the gates, then they cracked down on campus free speech, and now this? Where will it end? The world feels like it’s…

Articles/Fedvestigations/Food and Drink/On Campus

Report: John Jay Ice Cream Station Tied to Admin Feeder Kink

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Following an extensive investigation by the Columbia University Senate, the recently-installed ice cream station at John Jay has been revealed as the product of a board member’s feeder kink. The board member…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus/Opinion

Fed/CounterFed: A Cycle of Grief: Quesadilla Theft at JJ’s

by Winston Vuong and Sasha Maroulis
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

A Cycle of Grief: Quesadilla Theft at JJ’sWinston Vuong HEARTWRENCHING — As Columbia students returned to campus following the new year, frequenters of the premier late-night dining hall, JJ’s Place, reported a…

Articles/Business/On Campus

The Blue and White Declares Bankruptcy

by Clara Neilson-Papish
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Monday, January 26th, marks a devastating day in history. Columbia’s most underground campus publication, The Blue and White, has published its last issue. Forever. In a not-so-surprising turn of events, The Blue…

Articles/Jennifer Mnookin/New York City

President Mnookin’s Day One Priorities

by Beau Gantz
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

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