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On Campus

Cockroach in Wallach Student’s Dorm Only Real Source of Friendship, Camaraderie

by Bayan Shimizu, Blake Jones and Olivia Ruble
February 27, 2022February 27, 2022

Lonely Wallach freshman Geoffrey Johnson reports feeling relief to have finally found friendship in a renegade cockroach living in his room.  The student had struggled to make friends in his first semester…

Music

How You Should Feel about the New Olivia Rodrigo Album Based on Your Age and Relationship Status

by Blake Jones
May 28, 2021October 26, 2021

Olivia Rodrigo just dropped Sour, her debut album that documents all the stages of teenage heartbreak and angst in the aftermath of a breakup. I’m not trying to say this album isn’t…

Arts and Culture

Rumored Gay Relationship Explains Why Kanye West Is So Obsessed With Taylor Swift

by Blake Jones
January 13, 2021August 16, 2021

Some may respond by referencing how at the 2009 VMAs Kanye said the award should go to Beyonce and not Taylor, implying he is not a hardcore stan. However, arguing about whether…

On Campus

Sorority Girl Who “Loves How Her Birthday is Always During Spring Break” Feeling Less Smug Now

by Blake Jones
June 19, 2020August 16, 2021

“It’s kind of, like, my thing, you know, that’s who I am and to have that taken away from me, it’s just, like, dude, that’s really not cool... like, I don’t think…

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