by Reza Shayesteh November 5, 2025November 5, 2025 Articles/New York City/Politics Cuomo Organizes January 6th-style Attack on Bushwick’s Basement Watch out, New York! Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani has just been elected mayor in a landmark campaign for the Democratic Party. New Yorkers all around the city raise a glass tonight to… Continue Reading »
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On Campus Public Safety Tries to Smoke Out Protesters In Low Library Only to Realize That It’s 4/20 by Anonymous April 20, 2016November 11, 2021 Public Safety must have warned President Bollinger beforehand, as he had a towel under his door all day.…
World Trump Briefed on What a $20 Bill Is In Preparation for Harriet Tubman Comment by Ben Greenspan April 20, 2016November 11, 2021 The comment is predicted to provoke a 7-day media firestorm and have little to no impact on the presidential race.…
On Campus Barnard JJ’s Access Makes Men Obsolete by Anonymous April 20, 2016November 11, 2021 Men will soon be tossed in the trash bin of history.…
World In a Last-Ditch Effort To Court Youth Voters, Hillary Texts New York Millennials “U Up?” by Anonymous April 19, 2016November 11, 2021 U up?…
On Campus The Columbia Federalist Paper Wins Pulitzer Prize by Max Rosenberg April 19, 2016November 11, 2021 We owe a huge thank you to all of our dedicated readers.…
On Campus Climate Protesters in Low Library Turn to Whale Blubber For Fuel by Juvenal April 19, 2016November 11, 2021 “We couldn’t ethically study and practice pagan rituals here at night while the lighting is powered by natural gas and fossil fuel.”…
On Campus Theta Criticized for Having Only a Lame Amount of Alcohol by The Feditorial Board April 19, 2016November 11, 2021 Theta House is not taking full advantage of its keg space.…
On Campus Gulati to Offer New “Principles of Incarceration” Class on Surviving a FIFA Bribery Scandal by The Feditorial Board April 18, 2016November 11, 2021 Study the supply and demand for FIFA bribes.…
On Campus Scandalous: A Member of Bwog Drinks In College by The Feditorial Board April 18, 2016November 11, 2021 A member of the prestigious publication drank at least six fluid ounces of alcohol this weekend.…
On Campus Climate Divest Activists Enjoy Low Library Air Conditioning by The Feditorial Board April 17, 2016November 11, 2021 Columbia Facilities is slashing the building’s heavy air conditioning consumption in an effort to drive out the protesters.…
On Campus Major Changes Made to Days on Campus Program by Shaakya Vembar April 17, 2016November 11, 2021 Columbia is clearly the best Ivy. The Office of Campus Affairs has unveiled a revamped series of themed events aimed at increasing inclusivity.…
On Campus Around the Ivies by The Feditorial Board April 14, 2016November 13, 2021 Are you a prospective student? Columbia student? College Confidential parent? Learn why Columbia is clearly the best Ivy.…