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Food and Drink/On Campus

You Go, Girl: I Pick Through Fruit Salad to Channel My Womanly Hunter-Gatherer Instincts

by Olivia Ruble
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022

Is it shameful to prefer pineapple to cantaloupe? I think not. Actually, I find it natural to zero in on the yummiest, juiciest selections for my picking. Every day, I enter John…

On Campus/The Core

5 Things That Should Count for a UW Requirement

by Juliette Bellinson and Ana Gabriela Nogueira Feijo
March 13, 2022March 31, 2022

Begging professors to let you into their class during shopping week Classes at Columbia fill up fast, turning course shopping week into a bloodbath where no one is spared. Columbia’s Core Curriculum…

On Campus

Student Not Even Good Enough To Qualify for Imposter Syndrome

by Bayan Shimizu
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022

Following a confusing lecture on AI development, Jacob Smith (CC ‘24) realized that his attempts to conquer imposter syndrome were failing because he did not have enough skill or talent to even…

On Campus/Style

Overwhelmed James McShane becomes James McShave, Hair-Obsessed Vigilante; Students Fear for Their Locks

by Sophie Simons, Grace Weinswig and Susannah Yezzi
March 7, 2022March 7, 2022

“We live in terror that our hair—our bangs, our highlights, our experiments with wispy mustaches, our pubes for christ’s sake—just won’t be up to code” said one Columbia junior, addressing the Head…

On Campus

Op-ed: I Want To Be the Hot, Mysterious TA, But My Students Just Keep Asking Me When My Office Hours Are

by Julian Gerber
March 4, 2022March 3, 2022

I’m a senior in CC, and I was really looking forward to being the TA for General Chemistry this semester. I’ve always wanted to be that TA that everyone crushes on, but…

On Campus

“I’m a Legacy:” Three Questions to Figure Out Whether Your Friend Bought Her Way into Columbia, Her Sorority, or Both

by Ava Young-Stoner
March 2, 2022February 28, 2022

Goose of choice: Does she prefer Golden or Canada? If her coat of choice costs as much as your meal plan, consider finding her parents on LinkedIn; they’re certainly Columbia alums (and…

Food and Drink/On Campus

Chef Mike Joins Cameo: “I’ll Make You a Sub and Sing Happy Birthday”

by Emma Sullaway
February 28, 2022February 27, 2022

JOHN JAY KITCHEN — With the recent opening of “Chef Mike’s Sub Shop” and popularity of Columbia Dining’s YouTube page, Chef Mike has decided to connect with his fans on Cameo. After…

On Campus

Cockroach in Wallach Student’s Dorm Only Real Source of Friendship, Camaraderie

by Bayan Shimizu, Blake Jones and Olivia Ruble
February 27, 2022February 27, 2022

Lonely Wallach freshman Geoffrey Johnson reports feeling relief to have finally found friendship in a renegade cockroach living in his room.  The student had struggled to make friends in his first semester…

On Campus/Sports

Columbia Athletics Lifts Ban on Spectators at Home Games, Still No One Shows Up

by Nurasyl Shokeyev
February 27, 2022February 27, 2022

BAKER ATHLETICS COMPLEX—After reviewing the latest assessment by the University’s COVID-19 Task Force on the risk of coronavirus spread, Columbia Athletics has announced an end to the ban on fans at home…

On Campus/Pop Culture

Columbia Students Playing Wordle Not Sure Why Parents’ Sizable Donations Not Enough to Gain Competitive Advantage

by Yoni Kurtz
February 23, 2022February 27, 2022

NEW YORK – Wordle has taken social media by storm, and Columbia is no exception. Students in Zoom classes have flocked to the popular word puzzle game to kill time and find…

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