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Smells Like the Hamilton Elevator on a Warm Thursday Night

by Emily Olson and Dani Rivera
May 7, 2022May 7, 2022

As a second semester first-year and senior, these scents have shaped our memories in clusters of Morningside Heights. Whether it be the putrid remnants of a wild night out at 1020 (rip),…

On Campus

“Which Euphoria Character Am I?” Asks Columbia Student Who Studied 3 Hours Every Friday Night In High School

by Dani Rivera
January 16, 2022January 16, 2022

“What was your role at a high school party?’ Actually, in high school, I pregamed our Model UN social with three Mike’s Hard Lemonades and hooked up with my ex boyfriend, so…

On Campus

5 Creative Ways to Respond to Your Family Members at Thanksgiving When They Ask “How’s College Going?”

by Sophie Simons, Dani Rivera and Eliza Heath
November 25, 2021December 12, 2021

“I’m the co-president of X club!” Just replace X with the name of any former president and talk about how you initiate campus-wide discussions on hot-button issues. Make it sound super impressive…

On Campus

Armie Hammer’s Great Grandfather and 8 Other Ghosts You Can Spot on Campus This Halloween Season!

by Sophie Simons, Dani Rivera and Eliza Heath
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

With Halloween approaching, keep your eyes peeled for these ten ghosts you can find roaming around campus. Please note: The Federalist does not condone the harassment of any ghosts on campus.  TREASURY…

On Campus/World

World Hunger Resolved After Discovering Off Peak Hours

by Dani Rivera
October 13, 2021October 11, 2021

Columbia Dining is now seeking a Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts to combat world hunger. This news comes on the heels of Columbia Dining’s victory of being rated the best college…

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