Before arriving at the gilded gates of this campus, some may have wondered, “What’s the best way to celebrate the first Friday of the school year?” I’ll tell you, a fire alarm……
NEW YORK — In a not entirely unexpected move, Columbia University facilities staff have finally announced the operational reasoning behind the intermittent closures of Uris Pool: they cannot find it. “I could’ve…
Having recently progressed to the U.S. Department of State’s Level 4: Do Not Travel advisory status, the Butler Stacks have become home to New York’s newest installation of Flock cameras. The “Stacks,”…
Dear Members of the Barnard Community, In an attempt to not encourage—while not discouraging—the widest diversity (as well as the narrowest uniformity) of views, Barnard College is cautiously announcing the adoption of…
Starting off her tenure with a bang, President Jenifer Mnookin was asked in a recent address to students when Hartley Residence Hall would reopen after its renovation, especially given the addition of…
As inviting weather hustles students outdoors, a slew of tortured intellectuals gather outside of Butler Library to get their noses out of the dense manifestos and critical theories for a smoke break. If…
Following LitHum’s controversial new no-technology policy, professors have noticed a concerning decline in students’ ability to operate books. What seemed to be a relatively simple endeavor has become a Herculean task for…
Columbia University recently released its plans to invest in infrastructure to support the ever-expanding undergraduate population. Alongside the institution’s funding for these campus improvements, the School of International and Public Affairs has…
In a proud academic tradition that spans decades, Columbia University has unveiled its 2026 Commencement speaker; a deeply accomplished, globally respected, and entirely unrecognisable individual. Across the city, NYU casually announced Sarah…
