Dear members of the Columbia Community: Hi, I’m bunny!; Hey, uh, I’m Z, what’s up; Uh-um hi ol-olol-ol-oliver; (British) Hey everybody I’m Ben. Hey! I’m Eliot! Wow! (Hits mouth and laughs)… sorry;…
When Barnard student [name] checked her email, she expected to see that her mail was processed and she would soon be waiting in an eternal line up the steps of Diana. What…
University President Jennifer Mnookin, in her few weeks as Columbia University president, appears to be settling in with ease to the Morningside Heights community. Several students reported that Mnookin, in an effort…
So you didn’t do your reading. You told yourself you’d stay up after that 10 PM trip to JJ’s. And when you came back at 1 AM and watched Fruit Love Island…
Before arriving at the gilded gates of this campus, some may have wondered, “What’s the best way to celebrate the first Friday of the school year?” I’ll tell you, a fire alarm……
NEW YORK — In a not entirely unexpected move, Columbia University facilities staff have finally announced the operational reasoning behind the intermittent closures of Uris Pool: they cannot find it. “I could’ve…
Having recently progressed to the U.S. Department of State’s Level 4: Do Not Travel advisory status, the Butler Stacks have become home to New York’s newest installation of Flock cameras. The “Stacks,”…
Dear Members of the Barnard Community, In an attempt to not encourage—while not discouraging—the widest diversity (as well as the narrowest uniformity) of views, Barnard College is cautiously announcing the adoption of…
Starting off her tenure with a bang, President Jenifer Mnookin was asked in a recent address to students when Hartley Residence Hall would reopen after its renovation, especially given the addition of…
As inviting weather hustles students outdoors, a slew of tortured intellectuals gather outside of Butler Library to get their noses out of the dense manifestos and critical theories for a smoke break. If…
