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Sherry Guo

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Frat Gets a Dog, Declares “We’re Animal Rights Advocates Now”

by Sherry Guo, Valerie Yum and Ava Lyon-Sereno
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Recently, the brothers of Phi Nu have been struggling to sell tickets to their formal (Gossip Girl themed for the 27th time in a row) due to their questionable reputation on campus.…

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