After four years of vocal dissatisfaction, multiple near-transfers, and at least one dramatic declaration of “I cannot do this anymore,” Columbia senior Hipp O. Crite (CC ’26) has realized he “actually loves…
Are you a senior prepping for graduation? Are you worried about that fugly blue blanket flattening out your assets? Do you want to ensure that your graduation photos show you to be…
Due to a lack of dormitory space for Columbia’s largest freshman class, Columbia facilities has hired an entire Amish community to build new student housing. Living up to their reputation for efficiency,…
In a final move to show how involved she is with the student body, Shipman decided to indulge in what her team told her was a “popping spot on campus to eat.”…
As the Executive Chef of Columbia Dining, Michael DeMartino, better known as Chef Mike, is known to many around campus as a crafter of good sandwiches and even better memories. Lesser known…
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. — George Orwell, 1984 So this is our tri-level fitness center! It’s…
Showtime, mis amigos. The sun is shining. The lawns are rocking. And my Ralph Lauren Polo shirt has imprisoned my all-star udders for far too long. The time has come to set…
Every year, heaps of students enroll in the Intermediate Macroeconomics course at Barnard or Columbia. A prerequisite for the Economics major, hundreds of IB analyst-hopefuls try their best to excel at applying…
After 9 months of school, life at Columbia University in the City of New York tends to fall into a predictable rhythm: FacHouse dinners, Butler lock-ins, skipping that one class every Thursday,…
“I just needed the photo for the ’gram!” Anita Tension, CC ’26 said to The Fed from her room in Mount Sinai. “I couldn’t do one of those boring-ass photos on the…
