is even more fun than going to Amity, 1020, The Heights, The Expat, Suiteor being sick to my stomach on the Via back to your dormpartly because when drinking your Orange Exuberance…
According to multiple reports from our dedicated Federalist correspondents in Uris Hall, SEAS student Anne T. Seaushill has been sporting sweaty palms and a rapid heartbeat while in line at Chef Mike’s…
I walked into Ferris looking for a delectable treat, but nothing caught my eye save for some mystery meat! Given the cleanliness — heck, there’s even a new floor!! I figured it…
Upon reading President Armstrong’s recent email calling for “genuine dialogue between people from all backgrounds,” Carnegie Winthrop (CC ’26) visited Qahwah House and was pleasantly surprised. “You know, when I walked in,…
It was a love story out of one of those cheesy rom coms. John Jay was a lonely dining hall with nowhere to go. He felt stuck–like titanium beams holding him into…
Do you know what’s in your breakfast? A concerning new study has revealed that the scrambled eggs served in Columbia and Barnard dining halls actually contain trace amounts of egg. The study…
Come one! Come all! Hear ye this tale of woe, and depart with a new hack for this dreadful winter season. A fortnight ago, ‘twas shiveringly cold in my dormitory. I tossed…
Following a recent NYC Health food inspection of Ferris Booth Commons, the directorship of Columbia Dining was last seen pouring through their Health Standards syllabus to see if their end-of-year grade would…
O great John Jay pasta bar Your fixins’ make me weep, Creamy cheese sauce Marinara too My favorite post-class treat! Sequestered in my corner chair Back hunched over my plate. When I…
2. “heyy could I see your answers for the french hw” 3. “What’s your uni?” 4. “Anyone want to meet up this weekend to study?” If you answered mostly A’s, you are…
