Dearest Mommy, I hope everything is going well at home! It’s been two whole months, but it feels like just yesterday I was on our couch in your arms, watching Golden Girls…
Your Go To: Your Favorite Topping: Your Most Common ShMikes Visit Time: Fav Dressing: Mostly 1s: You are basic, but trendy. You like it simple, but with a little twist and that’s…
Oh Ferris eggs, Ferris eggs, A taste reminding me of ashes of my uncle Greg As classes started you thawed from cool Now I stand with baggy eyes and drool Oh Ferris…
“Can I get my sandwich… Mike’s way? 🥴” Chef Mike’s, a classic sub shop, has seen an unexpected surge in popularity following reports of the Chef’s special sauces titillating tongues across campus. …
I started Wegovy about a year ago to cut a few pounds. I started giving out meal swipes to friends, hitting up the JJs carrot and hummus section, and skipping breakfast. The…
JOHN JAY DINING HALL — In an effort to understand the continued outbreak of drug-fueled insomnia and superhuman stamina among the new cohort of freshmen, staff from John Jay Dining recently requested…
Finally, you can show off that pedicure and those pierced nips! In honor of the 70th anniversary of Mr. Ferris Booth Commons’ death, Columbia’s administration has decided to pay tribute through one…
You all know that feeling: the one of rising dread as your stomach cramps in that particular way. You know what’s coming, and still, you try in vain to pray away the…
Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia communities, 1020 will be shutting its doors for good tomorrow. Yes, you heard it right. No longer are the days…
In an effort to reduce food waste, Columbia Dining announced that in the coming months they will be replacing all dining hall “hand fruit” with wax replicas. Bananas, apples, oranges—you name it,…
