A newly released article by The Guardian alleged that tech giant Apple flew 600 tonnes of iPhones to the U.S. from India in an attempt to beat recently imposed import tariffs by Trump. In a similar fashion, Columbia’s “JJs Place” has reported that graduating seniors have collectively taken upwards of 600 items from the “Pick-4” dining swipe options in anticipation of their expiring dining swipes and impending inability to afford groceries of their own.
Dining analysts have warned that post-grad snack purchasing would be prohibitively expensive because of the actual monetary transaction and rising taxes U.S. financial service analysts have said a non-JJ’s purchase of four snacks would cost upwards of $28. Fed reporters interviewed an unnamed student at the scene who performed a monumental “Pick-16.” “If grads want a $7 Hot Cheeto or a $3 Instant Ramen packet, then they should buy them at Morton Williams or Westside. Otherwise, I’m keeping my future costs down.”
The impact on JJ’s investors is still unclear at this time.
