Oh, There She Is! Rosenbury Returns to Campus After Weekend at Coachella

President Laura Rosenbury returned on Sunday evening from her time in the desert. The president reported having a relaxing and rejuvenating weekend in Indio, California as she enjoyed her artist-pass access to the second weekend of the popular music festival, famous for its lack of cell service. When reached for comment regarding the state of affairs, Rosenbury appeared confused. “What, did I miss anything important?”