It began with calls to ‘decolonize the core’ and move focus away from the great philosophers of Plato, Aristotle and Virgil. Then, the pristine Mediterranean architecture of Morningside Heights was abandoned in…
Earlier this month, Federalist reporters were offered an exclusive opportunity to sit down with the newest famous Columbia alumna, McBain Mold. From their meek rental fridge beginnings to their newly minted Hollywood…
Dear fellow members of the Columbia community: I write to announce that Lee C. Bollinger will be rejoining the Columbia community as the Lee C. Bollinger Director of Columbia Public Safety. Lee…
Following the finalizations of sorority recruitment this week, the CDC has announced a new, dangerous illness pertinent to the sorority community, those adjacent to the sorority community, and those who have been…
Lovers of Mike and Don, rejoice! A new chef is joining Columbia Dining’s coveted rank of “I have my own dining hall that makes one specific type of food exclusively and does…
Well, it finally happened. After completing three semesters at Columbia University in the City of New York, NY, I finally returned home to see friends and family. My father told me that…
Barnard College is now the only undergraduate college allowed to be referred to as “The College,” according to an official University press release. The announcement follows decades of Barnard students rolling their…
Regardless of opinions surrounding the political standing and history of the former Secretary of State, everyone would agree that Hillary Clinton’s sense of style knows no ideological bounds. That’s why Columbia’s newest…
Dear Fed, I think I might be in love with the Thinker. Hear me out. I was walking out of my Metaphysical Erotics in Aristotelean Constructs class one day when I was…
Picture this: You arrive in a brand-spanking-new classroom ready to start the semester. You’ve got a brand-spanking-new professor, a new set of ballpoint pens, a new notebook, and also… a new water…
