Warning: this is the kind of news the MAN doesn’t want you to read. It’s objectively good news that’s gonna put you in a great mood! My dog is doing really well,…
After her recent appointment to Columbia, President Shafik was quick to announce her first campaign: Make Columbia British Again. After immediately renaming the school King’s College, of course, here are her proposed…
Out from the closet when it covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whichever coat may be For the unconquerable cold. In the fell clutch of feathers…
Okay Spec, you’ve taken our friendly rivalry too far. Sure, we’ve said a few things here or there that may have gone too far. And yes, we have consistently parodied your articles.…
SEAS boy A cute boy in a Jae Woo Lee Hackathon t-shirt and a hoodie comes up to you in the library. You guys hit it off and he asks for your…
There’s nothing more Columbia than having no idea what courses you’ll be taking after the semester has already started….welcome, first-years! This “reading period” will be the two most humiliating weeks of your…
As a second semester first-year and senior, these scents have shaped our memories in clusters of Morningside Heights. Whether it be the putrid remnants of a wild night out at 1020 (rip),…
3. Diced Pineapple by Rick Ross - When you’ve used all your Grubhub money, and this is all you have left (must suck being broke haha)…
This Monday, the Columbia College Student Council announced that senior cruise tickets for the Class of 2023 would be distributed based on students’ abilities to guess the number of Jelly Beans that…
As we stood outside the iconic storefront, Street Rat-turned-Chef Remy struggled to hold back tears as NYC Health Department officials plastered their scathing condemnation of the beloved Columbia establishment.…
