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Advice/Breaking News

How to Ensure the Best Registration Outcome Possible

by Lila Muscosky
April 16, 2024April 16, 2024

With class registration just around the corner, we’re here to provide some advice on getting every class that you want so you don’t have to helplessly email every professor begging for a…

Advice/Science and Technology

How to Create the Best Dating App Profile Possible

by Lila Muscosky
March 21, 2024March 21, 2024

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Advice/On Campus

How to Make Sure Your NSOP Friend Group Stays Your Permanent Friend Group

by Lila Muscosky
October 10, 2023October 10, 2023

You’ve heard all the rumors about how freshman orientation friend groups never stay together, but now that NSOP is over and you’ve created lifelong bonds with so many people over 2:00 AM…

Food and Drink/On Campus

First Week of School Heat Wave Caused by Chef Don’s Pizza Oven

by Lila Muscosky
October 9, 2023October 10, 2023

The sweltering heat wave that prompted a flurry of heat advisory emails was a lovely welcome message as students moved back to campus for the new school year. After much speculation about…

Breaking News/On Campus

BREAKING: Columbia Announces New Housing Options for the 2023-2024 School Year

by Lila Muscosky
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

In preparation for the promising and always-enjoyable Room Selection period, Columbia Housing has released a few new housing options for the 2023-2024 school year. These residences are intended for the 99% of…

Breaking News/On Campus

New Courses to Be Added for Spring 2023

by Lila Muscosky
November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

Happy registration week and congratulations on not getting into any of your courses! This morning, Columbia announced new classes to be added to the course catalog in an attempt to allow more…

Advice/New York City

A New Yorker’s Guide to the Subway

by Lila Muscosky
November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

If you think you have the subway figured out by now, you probably don’t. Spoiler alert: there is more to it than the 1 train. I grew up in New York (yes,…

Advice/Arts and Culture/On Campus/Style

Top 10 Couples Costumes for Halloween 2022 (School Spirit Edition)

by Lila Muscosky
October 30, 2022October 30, 2022

Beilock and Keggy the Keg The Columbia Registrar and Barry Kane U.S. News and #18 Chef Mike and the Very Berry Fruit Salad Prezbo and Mary Boyce 600 and a rat The…

Barnard/Breaking News/On Campus

Beilock Announces Year of Dartmouth

by Maria Cuevas, Lila Muscosky, Olivia Ruble, Matthew Pierson and Martha Wyatt-Luth
September 27, 2022September 27, 2022

Following the success of her inaugural Year of Science, Barnard President Sian Beilock has announced last minute plans to immediately begin the Year of Dartmouth™. Beilock announced the following mandates early Tuesday…

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