How to Ensure the Best Registration Outcome Possible

With class registration just around the corner, we’re here to provide some advice on getting every class that you want so you don’t have to helplessly email every professor begging for a spot in that one class that you “need” to graduate! Best of luck <3

  1. Go to the registrar’s office the week before registration and get to know the team! Nothing says “friendship” like some under-the-table bribery. Extra pity points if you start crying in front of them.
  2. Hack the system! It honestly can’t be that hard to break into the registration portal and change your registration time, because it breaks down on its own constantly!
  3. Drop out! What’s better than getting all of the classes you wanted? Having a semester off with no classes at all. Life hack!