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Koronet Pizza Opts Not to Uncover a Grade After Health Inspection

by Nurasyl Shokeyev
April 11, 2022April 11, 2022

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS––After dropping a whopping 58 points on its most recent inspection by the NYC health commissioner, Remy Koronet (the owner of the beloved local pizza joint Koronet Pizza) has decided not…

Breaking News/Featured/Food and Drink/New York City

Mon Dieu! Remy Jobless Following Koronet Shutdown

by Matthew Pierson and Olivia Ruble
April 5, 2022April 5, 2022

As we stood outside the iconic storefront, Street Rat-turned-Chef Remy struggled to hold back tears as NYC Health Department officials plastered their scathing condemnation of the beloved Columbia establishment.…

Breaking News/On Campus

Seeya Terminal 5: Bacchanal Board announces last-minute return to campus

by Wesley Schmidt
April 1, 2022March 31, 2022

On Thursday, March 31, the Bacchanal Board announced that there will be a last-minute change to the event’s location. Though previously scheduled to take place at Terminal 5, a concert venue downtown,…

Breaking News/On Campus

REPORT: Friction in Stacks Caused Butler Fire

by Olivia Ruble
October 20, 2021October 21, 2021

A blushing firefighter who responded to the Butler fire alarm last night has confirmed with Federalist reporters that the incident was the result of some “energetic humping” in Stack Level 5.…

Breaking News/On Campus

Breaking: FEMA Designates McBain “Disaster Area”

by Zoe Davidson
October 11, 2021October 11, 2021

This Sunday, the ​​Federal Emergency Management Agency officially designated McBain a “Disaster Area.” The agency typically reserves such designations for extreme events like wildfires, hurricanes, and nuclear meltdowns, but, according to a…

Breaking News/On Campus

SHOCKING! This Girlboss Wrote an Email Without Saying “If Not, No Worries”

by Emily Olson
October 9, 2021October 10, 2021

Jenna Collins (CC’24) is already kicking ass and taking names during her first week of in-person classes.  In a swift email to her advisor, Jenna asked to meet during the following week…

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