Cheap wine-lovers, we’ve got bad news for you! Barefoot Moscato, the fake wine snob’s favorite wine, is sold out across New York City. Beverage Economists are tracing this scandal to the city’s…
With the growing popularity of Columbia’s newest dining option, Fac Shack, Columbia dining legend Chef Mike recently decided to open up the ‘Chef Mike Bike’ right next door. Enraged by the number…
Hydrogenated oils? More like estrogenated oils! As of the Fall 2023 semester, Barnard’s Diana Center Cafe transitions to VaJayJay’s Place at dusk. Get your hot dogs without the hot dogs, if you…
The Fac Shack is the Coolest Shack on Campus Hell yeah, baby! The Fac Shack rules! Coolest shack on campus by a mile, no contest. You walk up, chat with your Fac…
Dear Fed, Like every other Barnard student, I enjoy nothing more than a good old fashioned complaint about our dining halls: the odd hours, the calorie counts, and our inability to use…
Heartened by the positive reactions to themed meals such as “May the Fourth Be With You,” and “Friendsgiving,” Columbia Dining has revealed its next big event: “The Annual Visit to the Dentist.”…
Something feels different on campus. Is it that the bushes around Furnald have finally been trimmed? Is it that all the freshman dorms have AC, despite Columbia saying they didn’t have the…
Ever since my freshman year, I’ve had a special romance with JJ’s Place. In all my times of direst need, I was able to head down there, sweat my head off in…
As part of a new movement towards more on-campus dining options, Columbia has decided to open 58 new dining halls. While many thought the Fac Shack would be the last addition to…
The sweltering heat wave that prompted a flurry of heat advisory emails was a lovely welcome message as students moved back to campus for the new school year. After much speculation about…
