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After rows of College Walk trees were torn down last semester, the…
Fran Splant, CC ’29, was recently spotted wearing a sweatshirt with ‘It…
With local tensions rising over Columbia’s (possibly illegal) decision to have campus remain closed to residents of Morningside Heights, the administration has proposed a new program aiming to “sweeten” relations with residents.…
Sloppy ballet escapades notwithstanding, President Laura Rosenbury is fearlessly taking on another Barnard class: First Year Writing. Spotted by several eagle-eyed students, she was noticed sneaking into Finding Your Voice: Opinion Writing…
Everyone says the Columbia dating scene is dead, but those people clearly haven’t logged into the most exclusive app on campus: Butler Library. Forget Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble, Butler is the only…
To the Bwog Editorial Board, Please accept this correspondence as a formal notice to immediately cease and desist all requests for a sequel to “‘Pressed’ Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction.” Your…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHH,” yelled one extraordinarily elated, wool-sock wearing student from Low steps when first catching a glimpse of the newest addition to Columbia’s campus. “I LOVE THIS SCHOOOOLLL,” remarks a laughing and skipping…
Photographer Forrest Lenker recently won the NYU photography competition for his incredible 35mm raw photograph of his duo-cross-poly, committed, primary-second partner-once-removed cheating on him with his tertiary, second-degree ex-situationship at a hardcore…
Like all good Columbia College seniors, I walked into Dodge Fitness Center the other day to complete my swim test, donned my finest (and tiniest) swim trunks, and hoped to harness the…
It came to me in the middle of the night. I heard a rattling outside the window of my penthouse suite at the top of Low Library. I struck upright in bed…
As the weather chills from mid-80s to mid-70s, it’s clear to everyone at Columbia University that autumn—and Halloween—is upon us. While the undergraduates are busy ordering corsets made with child labor and…
Do people shudder at the sight of you? Do little kids run from you out of fear that you’re the Boogeyman their parents keep warning them about? Are you stressed about what…
Every day, approximately 800 foreign policy nerds go in and out of the brand new, ultra-efficient SIPA elevators. With one minute of waiting saved per student, the school has amassed a collective…
This morning, Columbia Treasurer Sunil Gulati announced that JJ’s Place will begin serving alcoholic beverages once again to make up the deficit in Columbia’s budget. JJ’s Place was originally opened as “John…
