As part of a new movement towards more on-campus dining options, Columbia has decided to open 58 new dining halls. While many thought the Fac Shack would be the last addition to…
The sweltering heat wave that prompted a flurry of heat advisory emails was a lovely welcome message as students moved back to campus for the new school year. After much speculation about…
Campus was abuzz when basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal visited the Fac Shack, Columbia’s newest dining location. Shaq, who arrived with a knapsack full of knick knacks, was eager to snack on some…
Choosing to prioritize his studies, Zachary Chen (SEAS ‘26) rested well at 10:30 PM to prepare for his 8:40 AM class, inadvertently missing out on a life-changing connection that would otherwise shape…
Inauguration Pushed to Friday after Chef Don and Chef Mike’s Opening Act Play, Of Meatballs and Men, Runs Long
When a crowd gathered around Low Steps on Wednesday to watch the once-in-a-decade inauguration of a new Columbia president, many were at first confused why she stood waiting in the wings. At…
No fucking way. I swear to god I just saw him walking into Low Library. This can’t be real, I thought they locked him in the Manhattanville campus or something. Somebody, please…
Notorious misogynist and (even worse) Canadian Jordan Peterson is coming to campus and instead of telling you where or when you can find him speaking, I recommend you put that bigotry boner…
Rabbinical Council of America Rules Eating at John Jay is Sufficient Repentance for Yom Kippur, Fasting Not Required
BREAKING – Jewish students at Columbia on this autumn morning to discover a new Yom Kippur rule passed by the Rabbinical Council of America. “After consulting a long lost, ancient printing of…
I Love Everything About My New Roommate Except For The Fact That He’s a Chimpanzee Wearing Sunglasses
I’ve heard a lot of roommate horror stories over the years, but this isn’t one of them. My roommate is nice, quiet, respectful of my personal space, and he keeps the dorm…
