- Your mother
- Your father
- Your grandparents
- Your great aunt
- Your cousin who just moved to the ‘Big City’ (Boston)
- Your second grade babysitter
- The religious leaders in your hometown
- Experian (it’s never too early to clean up your credit score)
- Mr. Hooda of Hooda Halal
- The Book Culture on 114th and Broadway (apologize for calling to ask if your Intro to Economic Reasoning textbook is there)
- Whoever is behind those horny JJs playlists
- The Container Store (I heard they just got roller carts back in stock)
Dear Freshmen: Instead of the Promoter at Palace, Call These People on Friday Night Instead
by Dani Winkler
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