“We all look the same except for that one brunette, but usually we make her take the photo anyways, so we should be fine."…
"To all those people who revel in moist novels like Infinite Jest and scoff at bony novellas like Of Mice and Men, this list is for you."…
"In the future, we will work harder to ensure that students cannot understand anything from the lectures or notes."…
"Why go to the bathroom when I can relieve myself right in the NoCo chair I’ve nested in for the past 13 days?”…
"I really can’t tell if he’s just being friendly, or wants to tie me up and slather me in some homemade barbecue sauce."…
"He also harassed passing male pigeons, asking if they would be his wing men."…
"I mean, it's definitely a tough situation they've got over there."…
Gemini are in for quite a month!…
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“I’ve done a lot of research and all the movies show that fat shaming is the most effective way to make those little bastards lose a few pounds.”…
