Your Columbia Horoscope

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Aquarius

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, and/or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Pisces

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Aries

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Taurus

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Gemini

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Cancer

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Leo

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Virgo

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Libra

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Scorpio

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Sagittarius

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

Capricorn

With finals approaching in just a little under a month, you will become more overwhelmed with each passing day by academic, social, and professional obligations. Knowing that you will find success in one of these areas only at the expense of profound failure in another, you will simply choose to ignore responsibilities in all areas of your life and spend your time consuming television, binge-drinking, or having misguided casual sexual encounters. This will only overwhelm you further, increasing your stress levels and continuing a vicious cycle for which there is no end in sight.

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