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Articles

Feditor Top 10s

by Oliver Green
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Inica Oliver…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Chef Mike by Day, Chef Mic by Night

by Inica Kotasthane
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

As the Executive Chef of Columbia Dining, Michael DeMartino, better known as Chef Mike, is known to many around campus as a crafter of good sandwiches and even better memories. Lesser known…

Articles/Health and Fitness/On Campus

Reject the Evidence of Your Eyes and Ears: A Dodge Employee Gives a Tour

by Federalist Staff
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.  — George Orwell, 1984 So this is our tri-level fitness center! It’s…

Articles/On Campus/Opinion/Sports

I’m a Columbia Man, and I’ve Waited All Year to Play Spikeball with My Nips Out

by Federalist Staff
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Showtime, mis amigos. The sun is shining. The lawns are rocking. And my Ralph Lauren Polo shirt has imprisoned my all-star udders for far too long. The time has come to set…

Articles/On Campus/Opinion

Macroeconomics Students Reflect On Their Struggle with Unemployment

by Inica Kotasthane, Valentina Jeon and Timberleigh Beak
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Every year, heaps of students enroll in the Intermediate Macroeconomics course at Barnard or Columbia. A prerequisite for the Economics major, hundreds of IB analyst-hopefuls try their best to excel at applying…

Articles/On Campus/Opinion

Year In Review: A Ranking of Clery Crime Alerts

by Anand Shukla-Parekh
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

After 9 months of school, life at Columbia University in the City of New York tends to fall into a predictable rhythm: FacHouse dinners, Butler lock-ins, skipping that one class every Thursday,…

Articles/New York City/On Campus

Local Senior Tries To Take “Ultimate Graduation Pic,” Leaves with Concussion

by Sophia Mariano
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

“I just needed the photo for the ’gram!” Anita Tension, CC ’26 said to The Fed from her room in Mount Sinai. “I couldn’t do one of those boring-ass photos on the…

Articles/On Campus

DOXXED! Freshman Lives in John Jay

by Inica Kotasthane and Oliver Green
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Last Thursday night, an ordinary Ferris meal turned ugly when a student had his sensitive information exposed by a “friend” acting in bad faith. Lid L. Stoodant CC ‘29 was just finishing…

Articles/Claire Shipman

Shipman Vows to Only Expand Tuition Size by 10% Rather Than 20%

by James Coppersmith
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Last December, early reports trickled in to The Federalist that President Shipman and the Board of Trustees intended to increase undergraduate tuition by 20%, aiming to cover the rising costs of caviar,…

Articles/The Core

Class Registration Transitions to New Platform, ‘Goblin’

by Federalist Staff and Sofia La Fata-Hornillos
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

In response to overwhelming satisfaction from the student body and overall peace and harmony on campus, Columbia has decided to move class registration from Vergil to a new platform called Goblin, controlled…

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