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- Rosenbury Reveals She Told Protestors the Margarita She Was Sipping in Miami Was ‘Da Bomb,’ Apologizes for Confusion
- Loophole in Raising Cane’s Giveaway Prompts Campus-wide Manhunt for Winners
- Bzzt! Bzzt! Transmission From a Future Where the Entire Economy Relies on Grace Dodge Tokens
- Beware! I Did Sorority Rush, and They Hazed Me Into Solving the Major Ethical Dilemmas of the Century
- Columbia Public Safety Cracks Down on Preschoolers in Neon Vests, Babies in Strollers, Dogs
- What’s in My Bag ft. Barnard Campus Security
- WKCR adds livestream of Subway Surfers onto website to maintain listenership
- Despite Taylor Swift Engagement, Some Barnard Students Remain Gaylor Holdouts
- Columbia Public Safety Preemptively Confiscates Tent-Like Items
- In the (Morningside) Heights: Lin-Manuel Miranda Announced as Bacchanal Supporting Artist
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- FRESHMAN REGRET: I Made My Columbia ID Photo a “Silly One,” and Now I Can’t Enter Campus Without Sticking My Tongue Out”
- I Love Everything About My New Roommate Except For The Fact That He’s a Chimpanzee Wearing Sunglasses
- Inauguration Pushed to Friday after Chef Don and Chef Mike’s Opening Act Play, Of Meatballs and Men, Runs Long
- Chef Don Tears Up as Someone Swipes In For First Time Since Spring 2024
- Adulterous Father Sweats Bullets as Easter Egg Hunt Spreads to His Car
- Awkward! Columbia Limit of Two Overnight Guests Forces Third Wise Man to Wait in EC Lobby
- Dear Spotify: Please Remove “Uptown Munk” by Alvin and the Chipmunks From My Wrapped
- Barnard College Insists No Affiliates Had Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, Claims Those Were More ‘Situationships’
- Capitalizing on the Silent Disco’s Popularity, Football Team Boasts that Their Games are Silent Too
- BRAVE ENDORSEMENT: The Fed Comes Out as Pro-Boats
