Eight Steamy Sexts That Are Actually Just Quotes from Columbia Alumni


“Mothers are all slightly insane.”

— JD Salinger


— Allen Ginsberg

“I will not take ‘but’ for an answer.”

— Langston Hughes

“You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent.”

— Alexander Hamilton

“This is the moment when we all must come together…”

— Barack Obama 

“I’m not strictly vegetarian, but meat doesn’t play a big part in my diet.”

— Katie Holmes

“Every journey starts with fear.”

— Jake Gyllenhaal 

“There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die.”

— Stanley Kubrick