Having succumbed to a fatal Trump insult, the campaign was laid to rest after several months of unnoticed service to the country.…

Set some goals that you’ll be able to follow through on, like the merciless suppression of a Kurdish independence movement.…

He also forgot his toothbrush, so make sure to tell your children to leave him one.…

Due to budget cuts, management will have to outsource his workshop to China.…

End the war on socially just Christmas!…

He's urging Santa to check his database twice.…

"A little part of me died along with my wall."…