by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Reza Shayesteh April 1, 2026March 27, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology CULPA Debuts New Feature Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate… Continue Reading »
Articles/On Campus/Pop Culture Three Columbia Students Named 2026 Yakman Scholars for Excellence in Sidechat by Beau Gantz April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction…
Articles/On Campus/The Core Columbia To Add A Communications Major in Fall 2026 by Stella Turowsky-Ganci April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 A recent statement from Columbia College has announced that a communications major…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus Polenta to Be on the Menu at every Dining Hall, Every Day, Until You Graduate by Livy Molko April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 In an executive decision from the Columbia and Barnard Dining collective, following…
On Campus Guy Takes Ten Fucking Years to Fill Bottle at Ferris Drinking Station by Ani Wilcenski December 19, 2016November 6, 2021 It shattered all the records.…
World Trump Commits 10,000 Troops to Fight the War on Christmas by Harrison Gale December 18, 2016November 6, 2021 “We’re putting boots on the ground, and we’re putting bells on those boots.” …
World Man Glad That Anti-Hamilton Sentiment is Being Normalized by Erika Sherr December 18, 2016November 6, 2021 "The way people go on and on about it, you’d think it was the second coming of Christ."…
World Generous Passengers Sprinkle Unwanted Airline Peanuts Over Flyover Country to Feed Hungry Rural Whites by Anonymous December 17, 2016November 6, 2021 "How better to show them my support?” …
On Campus Student Buys Second Set of Textbooks to Reserve Butler Seat by Benjamin Most December 16, 2016November 6, 2021 On some occasions, she pays her creative writing major friend $20 a day to sit in for her.…
On Campus BREAKING: Finals Dawn On Columbia by Seth Farkas December 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Good luck on finals.…
World That Guy Still Has Lights Up from Last Christmas by Thomas Brockland December 15, 2016November 6, 2021 “I don’t really have anything else going on.”…
On Campus In Response To Growing Waitlists, University To Start Accepting IOUs For Graduation Requirements by Luis Vera December 15, 2016November 6, 2021 You can get out of it by making enough money to slap your name on a library.…
On Campus Administration Cancels Orgo Night Because Students Can’t Afford to Just Waste Their Adderall on That Kind of Thing by Ani Wilcenski December 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Columbia prides itself in taking the financial needs of its students very seriously.”…
World Trump Places DVD Copy of “Cool Runnings” in Charge of Minority Outreach by Isaiah Bennett December 14, 2016November 6, 2021 “I haven’t been this embarrassed since the ‘National Treasure’ sequel came out.”…
On Campus JJ’s Removes Bowl of Free M&Ms, Saves 50% of Budget by Thomas Brockland December 14, 2016November 13, 2021 "These kids are fat little bastards.”…
On Campus Stressbusters Puppies Vote to Unionize by Thomas Germain December 14, 2016November 6, 2021 These pups are cute, cuddly, and passionate about collective bargaining!…