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Food and Drink/New York City

NYC Faces City-Wide Shortage of Barefoot Moscato due to Unprecedented Spike in Friendsgiving Parties

by Inica Kotasthane
November 26, 2023November 26, 2023

Cheap wine-lovers, we’ve got bad news for you! Barefoot Moscato, the fake wine snob’s favorite wine, is sold out across New York City. Beverage Economists are tracing this scandal to the city’s…

Books/New York City

BooOOOo! A Spooky Ghoul Moved All Your Course Books to Book Culture on 114th

by Ashley Rapp
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals when it was checked by a violent gust of wind that swept up the streets (for…

Business/New York City

Subway Fares Increasing from $2.90 to $6.90 (Because That’s the Funny Number)

by Federalist Staff
October 10, 2023May 20, 2024

Many New Yorkers were outraged by the 15 cent base fare increase for subway, local buses, and paratransit, as announced in late August. Cost of living in NYC has increased exponentially while…

Advice/New York City

Dear Freshmen: Instead of the Promoter at Palace, Call These People on Friday Night Instead 

by Dani Winkler
October 9, 2023October 20, 2023

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New York City

The Most Impressive Thing About Me: I Found a Summer Sublet

by Federalist Staff
April 23, 2023September 29, 2024

I’m not usually one to brag but honestly, this accomplishment was too big to not announce: last week, I officially found a sublet in New York City for the summer! I know…

Breaking News/New York City/On Campus/PrezBo

Bollinger Appoints Bollinger as Lee C. Bollinger Director of Public Safety

by Devin Leslie
February 28, 2023February 28, 2023

Dear fellow members of the Columbia community: I write to announce that Lee C. Bollinger will be rejoining the Columbia community as the Lee C. Bollinger Director of Columbia Public Safety. Lee…

Advice/New York City/On Campus/World

‘I Forgot What it Feels Like to Be in a Car!’ and 10 Other Signs You Might Be Suffering From First Semester Syndrome

by Dani Winkler
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

The holiday season is known for heralding wonderful surprises: twinkly lights, overcooked ham, your 84-year-old grandma’s decision to redecorate your childhood bedroom while you’re asleep on the couch. But our collective immunity…

Barnard/New York City/On Campus

Barnard Announces the Thinking Locally—New York City Foundations Requirement Can Now Be Fulfilled by Transfer Students Denied Housing

by Ashley Rapp
December 8, 2022January 29, 2023

“There’s no better way of experiencing New York City than scavenging for housing in early August after being denied housing as a transfer student with no promises of entry in future housing…

New York City/On Campus/Science and Technology

What Is the Largest Animal You Would Kill if the Federalist Told You It Was Invasive?

by Julian Gerber
November 28, 2022November 28, 2022

The spotted lanternfly has been public enemy number one for Columbia students ever since multiple state governments put a hit out on it. Dozens of lanternfly corpses now litter the streets in…

New York City

My Chair Squeaked in Ref and I Had to Flee in Shame

by Federalist Staff
November 24, 2022September 29, 2024

It was a Monday night in late October. I had an Art Hum paper due the next day, so I went to Ref for a few hours to crank out the final…

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