Something feels different on campus. Is it that the bushes around Furnald have finally been trimmed? Is it that all the freshman dorms have AC, despite Columbia saying they didn’t have the…
“Why Won’t He Play Hard to Get?”–Love Affair With JJ’s Place Dwindles After Introduction of 24-Hour Dining
Ever since my freshman year, I’ve had a special romance with JJ’s Place. In all my times of direst need, I was able to head down there, sweat my head off in…
Capitalizing on the Silent Disco’s Popularity, Football Team Boasts that Their Games are Silent Too
After seeing the enormous crowds of students eager to join the Silent Disco event on Low Steps earlier this semester, the Columbia Football team has boldly proclaimed that their last game was…
As part of a new movement towards more on-campus dining options, Columbia has decided to open 58 new dining halls. While many thought the Fac Shack would be the last addition to…
The sweltering heat wave that prompted a flurry of heat advisory emails was a lovely welcome message as students moved back to campus for the new school year. After much speculation about…
Campus was abuzz when basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal visited the Fac Shack, Columbia’s newest dining location. Shaq, who arrived with a knapsack full of knick knacks, was eager to snack on some…
Choosing to prioritize his studies, Zachary Chen (SEAS ‘26) rested well at 10:30 PM to prepare for his 8:40 AM class, inadvertently missing out on a life-changing connection that would otherwise shape…
Inauguration Pushed to Friday after Chef Don and Chef Mike’s Opening Act Play, Of Meatballs and Men, Runs Long
When a crowd gathered around Low Steps on Wednesday to watch the once-in-a-decade inauguration of a new Columbia president, many were at first confused why she stood waiting in the wings. At…
No fucking way. I swear to god I just saw him walking into Low Library. This can’t be real, I thought they locked him in the Manhattanville campus or something. Somebody, please…
