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Columbia Solves Campus Free Speech Issue By Charging For That, Too

by Max Rosenberg
November 17, 2015November 13, 2021

In our opinion, [redacted].…

On Campus

“Giddy up, Brain!” Says Academic Cowboy

by Thomas Germain
November 16, 2015November 13, 2021

Yeeeeeehaw.…

On Campus

Columbia Halts Dorm Renovations Over Gentrification Concerns

by Anonymous
November 12, 2015November 13, 2021

Every room will now look out onto a shaft.…

On Campus

Lerner Hall Collapses Under The Weight of Unchecked Mail

by Max Rosenberg
November 11, 2015November 13, 2021

It looks like it's Ferris Booth's day off.…

On Campus

Biomedical Engineering Society Projects “Please Have Sex With Us” Onto Low Library

by Pierre Joseph Gambon
November 10, 2015November 13, 2021

"I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably take after my favorite amoeba and just reproduce asexually."…

On Campus

Fucking Savage Runs Wrong Way Around Dodge Tracka

by Andre Adams
November 9, 2015November 13, 2021

The rogue jogger was reportedly later spotted using a cardio machine without having signed up.…

World

International Briefing: First Sheikh Shack To Open In Saudi Arabia

by Anonymous
November 8, 2015November 13, 2021

Because the ingredients will be locally sourced, the food is expected to be a bit oily.…

On Campus

Feditorial: Fraternity Council Should Accept Keystone Pipeline Proposal

by The Feditorial Board
November 7, 2015November 13, 2021

The pipeline would provide cheap fuel for Columbia’s nightlife.…

World

NASA Set To Launch Probe To Search For Life Below 110th St.

by Thomas Germain
November 4, 2015November 13, 2021

NASA has confirmed that there is no intelligent life around Washington Square Park.…

World

Breaking: Bernie Sanders Projected To Win Local School Board Seat

by Max Rosenberg
November 3, 2015November 13, 2021

Despite not being on the ballot, Sanders reportedly received write-in votes from 85% of Whole Foods customers.…

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