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Advice/New York City

A New Yorker’s Guide to the Subway

by Lila Muscosky
November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

If you think you have the subway figured out by now, you probably don’t. Spoiler alert: there is more to it than the 1 train. I grew up in New York (yes,…

Advice/Arts and Culture/On Campus/Style

Top 10 Couples Costumes for Halloween 2022 (School Spirit Edition)

by Lila Muscosky
October 30, 2022October 30, 2022

Beilock and Keggy the Keg The Columbia Registrar and Barry Kane U.S. News and #18 Chef Mike and the Very Berry Fruit Salad Prezbo and Mary Boyce 600 and a rat The…

Advice/Arts and Culture/On Campus

How to Get Into Every A Capella Group on Campus to Become the Pitch Perfect Thanos of Morningside Heights

by Lauren Unterberger
October 25, 2022October 25, 2022

I’m sorry for the clickbait, Jerry, but this is an intervention. Your passion for beatboxing is tearing this family apart. I hear your “oooooooooo”s at night—in our bed, in the home that…

Advice/On Campus

How to Weave Your Major Into Any Conversation: A List

by Max Monical
October 23, 2022October 18, 2022

wThe school year is just starting, and we’re all meeting new people. With these first impressions, it is vital that other people know EXACTLY what you’re studying. The Fed is back with…

Advice/On Campus/Sports
Live 3 years ago

This Homecoming Season: How to Convince Your Parents From Alabama That, Yes, This Is a Real Football Game

by Reese Alexander

It’s that time of year again. The leaves are falling, the air is crisp, and the Fed is here to bring you your much needed Homecoming survival tips. Football season is upon…

Advice/On Campus/Science and Technology

ADVICE: My Friends Want Me to Get Discord, but I’m Worried It’ll Make Me Look Like a Gamer

by Molly Durawa
October 16, 2022October 18, 2022

Dear Federalist, When I first arrived at Columbia in August for NSOP, I was nervous about making friends. Not because I’m shy or weird or a loser or anything. I’m very cool…

Advice/Arts and Culture/Business/New York City/On Campus

“I’m Just Here for the Chanel Bag” — How Columbia Students Spent Their Summers

by Federalist Staff
October 11, 2022October 18, 2022

LOW STEPS — As the summer comes to a close, Columbia students return to campus with an abundance of professional experiences. We interviewed three students to find out more about what Columbia…

Advice/On Campus

Summer’s Over, Make Sure to Hit a Freshman With a Ball Before It’s Too Late

by Grace Weinswig
October 5, 2022October 18, 2022

As the new school year begins, it is important to cross everything off of your summer bucket list before the weight of your workload sets in. The sun is still out and…

Advice/Science and Technology

How to Lose a Fly in 10 Days

by Gustie Owens
September 10, 2022September 14, 2022

It was a balmy evening. I made myself a cup of tea and cracked the window. Oh, the lovely breeze. But what the lovely breeze brought in… I thought it was a…

Advice/Featured/On Campus

Get a Bad Date Based on What School You Choose

by Juliette Bellinson
September 8, 2022October 11, 2022

SEAS boy A cute boy in a Jae Woo Lee Hackathon t-shirt and a hoodie comes up to you in the library. You guys hit it off and he asks for your…

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