by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
Breaking News/Featured Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP by Livy Molko September 13, 2026September 13, 2026 Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of…
Breaking News/Featured How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up by Eamon Costello September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…
Fedvestigations/Food and Drink 1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko July 9, 2026July 9, 2026 Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…
On Campus Fed Editor-In-Chief Goes Missing From Her Home In JJs by Seth Farkas December 14, 2015November 13, 2021 Please be vigilant for this unfortunately well-nourished junior.…
On Campus Columbia Adopts Common Core by Kashaf Doha December 14, 2015November 13, 2021 It will replace No Athlete Left Behind.…
On Campus Track Team Plagued By Race Issues by Iqraz Nanji December 12, 2015November 13, 2021 They're actually ranked by their race!…
World International Briefing: Middle Eastern Public Radio Launches Kuwait Kuwait Don’t Tell Me by Anonymous December 11, 2015November 13, 2021 The program is scheduled to follow Qatar Talk.…
On Campus Conquistadors Recolonize Columbia’s Discourse by Montezuma, King of the Aztecs, Business School '18 December 10, 2015November 13, 2021 Hernan Cortes dissolved all social justice on Wednesday in a flawless Westchester accent.…
On Campus A Letter From the New Night Manager of M2M by Ben Greenspan December 2, 2015November 13, 2021 I'm scared, I'm lonely, and if I have to tell someone that I don't know where the dried seaweed is one more time, I think I'm going to lose my mind.…
On Campus Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Moving Barnard Magnolia Tree by Anonymous November 25, 2015November 13, 2021 The latest in a string of arboreal savagery.…
World Man Takes Pride in Watermelon Selection by Thomas Germain November 24, 2015November 13, 2021 "This is a good one."…
On Campus Columbia Freshmen Gearing Up for Turkey Dump by Noah Stein November 23, 2015November 13, 2021 It's time for students to begin their exploratory drafts on their breakup scripts.…
On Campus Replacing Halal and Kosher Food, John Jay Introduces Non-Denominational Meat Sludge by The Feditorial Board November 18, 2015November 13, 2021 Facing pressure from student groups, John Jay replaced its offerings with a more inclusive form of gunk.…
On Campus Columbia Solves Campus Free Speech Issue By Charging For That, Too by Max Rosenberg November 17, 2015November 13, 2021 In our opinion, [redacted].…
On Campus “Giddy up, Brain!” Says Academic Cowboy by Thomas Germain November 16, 2015November 13, 2021 Yeeeeeehaw.…