Happy Holidays! This is Santa, sending out a mass dispatch to all your little munchkins — naughty and nice — around the globe. We at the North Pole get a lot of…
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In a recent announcement this week, the Presidential Search Committee shared that…
Dear Professor [NAME], I hope this email finds you well. I, unfortunately,…
In response to the December 5th, 2025 trespass on Barnard’s 616 residence…
Columbia Health's 5 AM fire alarms are also encouraging student exercise.…
During midterms, remember that it could be worse.…
Human applicants should check their privilege.…
With so little stress, students might as well have applied to NYU.…
This semester was supposed to be different.…
Have athletics finally come to Columbia?…
Google it! He controls the world.…
News Brief: Columbia Football Breaks 24-Game Losing Streak In Victory Over The University of Phoenix
Columbia plans on firing the new football coach after this setback in our stellar record.…
"I'm not attracted to smiles or self-worth."…
Analysts say he's positioning himself for the 2020 Pontifex race.…
And he negotiated a really good deal.…
Divesting in our future.…
