by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
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On Campus Barnard Student Unable to Activate Lerner Hall Turnstile, Causes Near-Fatal Seven Student Pile-Up by Harrison Gale September 26, 2016November 6, 2021 Next time, she'll do the right thing and hand over her ID to the security desk.…
World Ted Cruz Feels Fine After Spine Removal Surgery by Ufon Umanah September 26, 2016November 6, 2021 The operation eased his endorsement of Donald Trump.…
World News Brief: Code-Switching Tim Kaine Wows Florida Audience With Fluent Swamptalk by Iqraz Nanji September 25, 2016November 6, 2021 Classic pandering.…
World Feminism is When You Touch a Boob, but for Love by Dram Barrington, Doctor of Philosophy September 22, 2016November 6, 2021 You might be asking yourself, "How long do I have to touch a boob to be a feminist?"…
World News In Photos: Donald Trump Jr. Nails the Skittles Metaphor by Ben Greenspan September 22, 2016November 6, 2021 Would you take a handful?…
On Campus Tight CCSC Race Between Idealism, Fascism, Alcoholism by Raistala Ronpeas September 21, 2016November 6, 2021 Emma Berusch's CCSC campaign initially claimed that she "overheated" at the Delta Sig mixer.…
World Stanford Swimmer Takes Advantage of Unique Summer Research Opportunity by Dallas Koelling September 21, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's rare to find a candidate so clearly qualified for the program."…
World Melania Trump Gives Hope to Plastic Objects Everywhere by A. M. Greensorb September 20, 2016November 6, 2021 "She is an emblem of the American Dream for the billions of non-biodegradables who come to this country every year."…
On Campus News Brief: Stats Major Has a Confidence Problem by Anonymous September 20, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's just that...I'm pretty average."…
On Campus Future Goldman Sachs Employee Isn’t Quite Sure How to Pay a Bill by A. M. Greensorb September 19, 2016November 6, 2021 "Why don't they just send me this stuff online? Then I could forward it to my parents."…
World “Wait, That’s It?” Says Nation as Short Manhunt Fails to Cure Case of the Mondays by Andre Adams September 19, 2016November 6, 2021 "They should have at least stretched the thing out until primetime."…
On Campus Student Gets CAVA’d After Ingesting Unsettling Idea by Max Rosenberg September 18, 2016November 6, 2021 She barely had time to remind her Lit Hum classmate that he is an "entitled sexist" before slipping out of consciousness.…