by Federalist Staff September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Breaking News/Featured The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all… Continue Reading »
Breaking News/Featured Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP by Livy Molko September 13, 2026September 13, 2026 Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of…
Breaking News/Featured How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up by Eamon Costello September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…
Fedvestigations/Food and Drink 1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko July 9, 2026July 9, 2026 Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…
World Man Frantically Rearranges Table to Accommodate Arriving Food by Ben Greenspan September 18, 2016November 13, 2021 His jalapeño poppers had to be shoved precariously past the bread basket.…
On Campus Columbia Backup Quarterback to Kneel During “Roar Lion Roar” to Protest Tampon Policy by Juvenal September 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Lee Bollinger has blood all over his hands."…
On Campus Columbia Republicans Endorse Just Downing a Few Beers At This Point by Max Rosenberg September 13, 2016November 6, 2021 "If you look back, pounding some brewskis has a pretty consistent record of public service."…
On Campus Op-Ed: Man Cannot Live On Popcorn Alone by Thomas Germain September 6, 2016November 6, 2021 A heart-wrenching account of one student's personal journey this summer.…
On Campus Students Return Refreshed and Ready to Commit to a Semester of Heavy Drinking by Anonymous September 5, 2016November 6, 2021 Students are ready to buckle down this school year.…
On Campus Freshmen Zeroing In On Who In Class Will Be “That Guy” by Ben Greenspan August 30, 2016November 6, 2021 Will it be the kid who rides his Ripstik everywhere, or the one who keeps eating his food in a tree?…
On Campus Amount of Vomit on Carman Toilet Seat Hits One-Year Low by The Feditorial Board August 25, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's a beautiful thing," the Carman 7 custodian says.…
On Campus Grad Student Union Successfully Negotiates Cap on Obnoxious Undergrad Questions by The Feditorial Board August 24, 2016November 6, 2021 Any undergrad who attempts to quibble about problem set grades will be placed on a campus-wide blacklist.…
On Campus Freshman Reading Whole Iliad Like He Has No Bullshitting Skills or Something by Max Rosenberg August 23, 2016November 6, 2021 He appears convinced that he will need an actual knowledge of the text.…
World Abercrombie and Fitch to Sponsor Ryan Lochte by Anonymous August 22, 2016November 6, 2021 "We're a brand for douches of all races and creeds, so long as they can pass for white."…
World BREAKING: Trump Pledges to Name Guy Fieri Head of the FDA by Max Rosenberg August 19, 2016November 6, 2021 America is riding a one-way bus to Flavortown,…
On Campus Unpaid Freshman Internship Was A Fulfilling Experience by Hailey Riechelson August 18, 2016November 6, 2021 He says he "really gets to see how to process works" and is "getting his foot in the door."…