by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Politics Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,… Continue Reading »
Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101 by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet by Stella Turowsky-Ganci February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Articles/Books/The Core Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
World Humans Only Able to Comprehend Modicum of Visible Gender Spectrum, Scientists Say by Ben Greenspan October 5, 2016November 6, 2021 "Don't bother shopping for corrective lenses - they're ableist."…
On Campus Graduate Student Union Demands Access to Real Jobs by Justin Cheng October 4, 2016November 6, 2021 "I have the right to a real job, a job suited to an adult who made better life choices than I did."…
World Cartoon: Anatomy of a Swing State by Hayley Tillett October 4, 2016November 6, 2021 No Republican has won the presidency without winning America's left nut.…
On Campus Lit Hum Professor Gets His Shit Rocked By First Year English Major by Harrison Gale October 3, 2016November 6, 2021 The freshman dropped "some unreal knowledge bombs."…
On Campus Study: New World Order Not What It Used to Be by Ben Greenspan October 3, 2016November 6, 2021 Someone should really tell the protesters on Low Steps today.…
On Campus President Bollinger to Commit Seppuku in Effort to De-Westernize Core by Nick Ribolla October 3, 2016November 6, 2021 "The worst part is he’s probably going to half-ass it anyways.”…
On Campus ALERT: Lee Bollinger Escapes from Captivity by Thomas Germain October 2, 2016November 6, 2021 "If you come across him, the most important thing is that you remain calm and contact Public Safety." …
On Campus President of the Anarchist Club Steps Down by Alysha Hudson October 2, 2016November 6, 2021 The remaining members are disbanding the club entirely because running an election would be a nightmare.…
On Campus Local Eatery Attributes Low Health Rating to Grade Deflation by Anonymous September 28, 2016November 6, 2021 "The health inspector finds fecal bacteria on your counter once and your future is tanked.” …
On Campus Under1Roof to Change Name to “1Roof” to Include Other Prepositions by Thomas Brockland September 27, 2016November 6, 2021 "We want to ensure that all students feel welcome, regardless of which part of speech they feel the strongest connection to."…
On Campus First-Year Wins “Least Employable” at Career Fair by Bryant Benitez September 27, 2016November 6, 2021 He didn't even manage to grab any free swag.…
On Campus CUCR Debate Watch Party Cancelled Due to Inability to Find Couch Large Enough for Four People by Dallas Koelling September 27, 2016November 6, 2021 Unexpected growth in the party's size led to logistical complications.…