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Emmett Werbel

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SPONSORED CONTENT: Student Finally Finds Purpose Through Top Consulting Firm

by Emmett Werbel
March 9, 2017November 5, 2021

"Asked what other things he liked about McKinsey, Johnstone said, 'Well, it’s the best one. Like it’s on Forbes and shit.'”…

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Columbia Administration Finally Denounces Evolution After Completing Study of CC Freshmen

by Emmett Werbel
February 22, 2017November 5, 2021

"If anything, data suggests that these little fuckers are actually getting dumber with every passing year.”…

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Trump Struggling to Make Friends at Debate Camp

by Emmett Werbel
October 19, 2016November 6, 2021

Despite the imminence of the final debate, Trump was reportedly grumbling in the car the whole way, throwing his fists and kicking the seat in front of him.…

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