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Holy Fucking Shit: He’s Back

by Bayan Shimizu
October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

No fucking way. I swear to god I just saw him walking into Low Library.  This can’t be real, I thought they locked him in the Manhattanville campus or something. Somebody, please…

Breaking News/New York City/On Campus/PrezBo

Bollinger Appoints Bollinger as Lee C. Bollinger Director of Public Safety

by Devin Leslie
February 28, 2023February 28, 2023

Dear fellow members of the Columbia community: I write to announce that Lee C. Bollinger will be rejoining the Columbia community as the Lee C. Bollinger Director of Columbia Public Safety. Lee…

On Campus/PrezBo

Some of Prezbo’s Most Famous Quotes, Explained 

by Federalist Staff
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

As we say farewell to Lee Bollinger’s legendary 20-year tenure as Columbia’s president, the Federalist is reminiscing on some of Prezbo’s best insights:  On freshmen getting lost on the 1 train during…

Arts and Culture/Music/On Campus/Pop Culture/PrezBo

Dear Bacchanal

by Dani Rivera
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

dear bacchanal,  pls bring “ice spice” to campus this year.  i like listening to her songs in my audi. – prezbo <3…

On Campus/PrezBo/Style

Columbia Dresses as MIT for Halloween in Attempt to Regain Number Two Ranking

by Molly Durawa, Ana Pekec, Aruna Das and Nola Gallo
November 1, 2022November 3, 2022

Morningside Heights residents were surprised to see Columbia’s typically picturesque campus transformed into an MIT-themed dystopia.  The entire university, including the students and buildings, has put on a ‘costume’ modeled after the…

Barnard/On Campus/PrezBo

Columbia Rebrands U.S. News Burn as ‘Reputation Era’

by Dani Winkler
September 25, 2022September 26, 2022

Columbia University has finally responded to its demotion on the U.S. News and World Report college ranking list, decrying the campus-wide scandal as the beginning of the University’s “Reputation Era.” President Lee…

On Campus/PrezBo

A List of Every Cuss We Know to See if The Federalist Will Print It

by Lauren Unterberger, Matilda Darragh-Ford and Mollie Schmidtberger
September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

Ass Asshole Bastard Bitch Bollocks Cock Damn Dick Fuck Hell Shit Wanker Oh shit, they really did it. They really published all those words. This is the First Amendment in action.  Love,…

On Campus/PrezBo

As Grad Student Protests Continue, Prezbo Hosts Dramatic Reading of “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie”

by Safi Rhymenson
November 14, 2021November 14, 2021

When asked for a comment, one grad student in Comparative Literature, who wished to remain anonymous, stated: “I don’t really know. It feels almost a little pointed, like he’s saying that we’re…

PrezBo

“I Have Teeth Too”: Prezbo spotted on the picket line

by Charlotte Hoskins
November 7, 2021November 9, 2021

Union champion?: Graduate student workers were very surprised on Wednesday afternoon when they spotted Prezbo on the picket line. When asked why he was protesting, he replied that he is currently in…

Pop Culture/PrezBo

Prezbo Dresses Up as Ellen for Halloween, No One Can Tell He’s in Costume

by Benjamin Scherzer and Katherine St. George
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

On Monday, Columbia University President Lee C. Bollinger announced via an email his “dissatisfaction and disappointment” with students’ lack of reaction to his recent display of Halloween spirit. What was thought to…

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