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(GROUND)BREAKING: Digging a Tunnel to the Core of the Earth Now Counts for a Global Core Credit

by Ava Young-Stoner
October 13, 2022October 13, 2022

In an earth-shattering decision from the new dean of Columbia College, Dr. Josef Sorett announced to students via email that digging a tunnel to the core of the Earth will now count…

On Campus/The Core

5 Things That Should Count for a UW Requirement

by Juliette Bellinson and Ana Gabriela Nogueira Feijo
March 13, 2022March 31, 2022

Begging professors to let you into their class during shopping week Classes at Columbia fill up fast, turning course shopping week into a bloodbath where no one is spared. Columbia’s Core Curriculum…

On Campus/The Core

Panicked Freshman Bookmarks Merriam-Webster Tab After Hearing LitHum Classmate Utter “Quasi-Nihilism” and “Duality” in the Same Sentence

by Sylvi Stein
November 21, 2021November 21, 2021

"I can't do this any longer," Gradis confessed tearfully. "I have to pretend I understand what's happening in this class for the whole semester? Are you kidding? I'm an Econ major." …

Sports/The Core

Barnard Student-Athlete Thinks Columbia Core is Just a Private Workout Session

by Sylvi Stein
November 20, 2021November 22, 2021

The Core Curriculum is a quintessential facet of Columbia student life. It is easy to forget, however, that masterpieces such as the Iliad and Brian Greene’s YouTube channel are not facts of…

On Campus/The Core

Design Your Ideal Valentine’s Day Date and We’ll Tell You Which Lit Hum Daddy to Take

by Anonymous
February 14, 2021November 22, 2021

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