In an earth-shattering decision from the new dean of Columbia College, Dr. Josef Sorett announced to students via email that digging a tunnel to the core of the Earth will now count…
Begging professors to let you into their class during shopping week Classes at Columbia fill up fast, turning course shopping week into a bloodbath where no one is spared. Columbia’s Core Curriculum…
Panicked Freshman Bookmarks Merriam-Webster Tab After Hearing LitHum Classmate Utter “Quasi-Nihilism” and “Duality” in the Same Sentence
by Sylvi Stein
"I can't do this any longer," Gradis confessed tearfully. "I have to pretend I understand what's happening in this class for the whole semester? Are you kidding? I'm an Econ major." …
The Core Curriculum is a quintessential facet of Columbia student life. It is easy to forget, however, that masterpieces such as the Iliad and Brian Greene’s YouTube channel are not facts of…