Sure, it’s like 25 degrees out, and sure, I’m wearing a micro skirt—-have you ever heard of fashion? Clearly you haven’t, because thermal tights under your high waisted jeans is sooooooo out…
Oh Nexplanon, thou slender, silent lance,guard my—well, technically no longer mine,depending on the state’s judicial stancebroadcast on an interstate billboard sign. No votes can sway your steadfast, sacred post,you scoff at laws…
Interim President Armstrong revealed in a press release this morning that Columbia University has acquired the territory of Greenland in a move that has shocked many in the international community. Armstrong cited…
Saw you as I was power-walking to Diana before class to get a burrito bowl. Couldn’t take my eyes off your oxidized green tunic (retro chic!), or your adorable bob (also green).…
Last week President Trump announced the erection of a new body: the Committee On Containing Knowledge (C.O.C.K.), tasked with erecting standards for educational material. Described as “the climax of our efforts to…
I (21M) was posted on C/Dating and Relationships on SideChat by my girlfriend (20F) and now I’m getting a ton of hate. Basically, we got into it again outside of her 10:10…
Sure, one could say that the goal of polyamory isn’t to date as many people as you can….but at The Fed, we advocate for chaos and degeneracy. Have fun with your ‘cule! …
Were you too young to experience the 2015 Hillary Clinton email scandal? Good news! WikiLeaks has outdone itself, releasing email correspondence between Professor Clinton and the Secret Service where she requests more…
We don’t care. We took the money. He has a hot girlfriend and journalistic ethics have never been real. Look at yourself, you freak! You’re wearing Amazon sweatpants! You bought a watch…
