"I'm starting to rethink this whole public policy thing anyways. My friends in the Treasury Department are landing huge salaries."…
Having succumbed to a fatal Trump insult, the campaign was laid to rest after several months of unnoticed service to the country.…
"Look, all I know is that I'm definitely offended by something. We'll work out the details later, for now we need action."…
As of press time, they were searching "mouth soreness + bleeding" on WebMD.…
Set some goals that you’ll be able to follow through on, like the merciless suppression of a Kurdish independence movement.…
He also forgot his toothbrush, so make sure to tell your children to leave him one.…
Due to budget cuts, management will have to outsource his workshop to China.…
End the war on socially just Christmas!…
"I deplore violence in all forms - except cathartic, patriarchy-consuming flames."…
He's urging Santa to check his database twice.…
