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Ted Cruz Sprains Back After Taking Huge Leap In Iowa Polls

by Iqraz Nanji
December 17, 2015November 13, 2021


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The injury has made Cruz lean a bit more to the left.

At least we know Ted Cruz has a spine, after all.

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