"The monster bellowed, 'HOLY GUACAMOLE, THIS IS OFF THE HOOK,' bits spattering out of its gaping jaws."…
“The only way to lure the cats was to offer them what they sought: easy and average-looking guys,” Animal Control said.…
“Let’s just say I have a feeling we’ll be getting an awful lot of press,” spokesman Moshe Feinberg said with a wink.…
"These Halloween costumes ignore the things deeper than our skin, like high levels of thirst and lower-than-average standards."…
"I can’t imagine that anyone reasonable would think that it’d be acceptable for my organs to help some Six."…
The change will afford him the opportunity to enroll in GS full-time.…
“We’ve just been tossing them in the dumpster on 111th.”…
He has yet to figure out how to resize the GIF without decreasing the resolution to 200 pixels.…
“Once you’ve seen the world, you can’t stay in one place for long.”…
"A lot of people might not understand the my transition."…
