“For some reason, students seemed dissatisfied with our nonexistent appointment times, emotionally unavailable staff, and imposing bureaucratic system.” …
I was trying to listen when you talked to me about your grandmother’s tragic passing from pneumonia, but frankly, it just didn’t draw me in. …
He’s also eyeing a presidential run.…
“Going to school in Manhattan guarantees a jam-packed schedule of posing for group pictures, spending $300 on bottle service, and Juuling on the Le Bain terrace.”…
“I know it’s totally quirky to like a film star from the fifties, but Audrey is just such a fashion icon.”…
Prezbo has been named an unindicted co-conspirator. …
“You mean I can get a degree for talking about kicking it with the boys, crushing a few brews, maybe even hitting the gym?”…
“Listen, there’s only like four openings left in the job market in this country, and I’m not getting left behind because I didn’t do enough resume optimization.”…
Uhhhh, superdelegates?…
“The union representative also strongly urged the purchase of 2-liters of Coca-Cola, Sierra Mist, and Hi-C Tropical Punch for each party.”…
