“We’ve made a 10-part slideshow to explain the school’s decision, and it will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.”…
Looking for a way to procrastinate?…
Not all heroes wear capes.…
It shattered all the records.…
“We’re putting boots on the ground, and we’re putting bells on those boots.” …
"The way people go on and on about it, you’d think it was the second coming of Christ."…
Generous Passengers Sprinkle Unwanted Airline Peanuts Over Flyover Country to Feed Hungry Rural Whites
by Anonymous
"How better to show them my support?” …
On some occasions, she pays her creative writing major friend $20 a day to sit in for her.…
Good luck on finals.…
“I don’t really have anything else going on.”…
