Even Neville's toad.…
Captives have been forced to declare their devotion to a handy tooth hygiene guide.…
"My views are evolving to reflect the changing needs and perspectives of my diverse constituents," the Lord writes in a heartfelt op-ed.…
Additional reports will not be given as this story develops, because not one person cares.…
"I used to do a ten second plank every morning, but I had to cut that in half so I could have enough time to sleep."…
"This is a beautiful connection between a man, a man, a man, another man, a woman, and me, and you need to get the fuck out."…
Columbia’s free-range adjuncts will be ethically sourced from a farm upstate.…
They insist that "he could do better" than his ugly GPA.…
Merry Christmas!…
"Apparently, you can only get in if you bring two girls with you.”…