“I just needed the photo for the ’gram!” Anita Tension, CC ’26 said to The Fed from her room in Mount Sinai. “I couldn’t do one of those boring-ass photos on the…
Last Thursday night, an ordinary Ferris meal turned ugly when a student had his sensitive information exposed by a “friend” acting in bad faith. Lid L. Stoodant CC ‘29 was just finishing…
Last December, early reports trickled in to The Federalist that President Shipman and the Board of Trustees intended to increase undergraduate tuition by 20%, aiming to cover the rising costs of caviar,…
Surf and Turf and “food insecurity’” are typically not mentioned in the same breath, and for good reason, but @ClawKent69 will change that forever. Food insecurity has been on the rise, and…
In response to overwhelming satisfaction from the student body and overall peace and harmony on campus, Columbia has decided to move class registration from Vergil to a new platform called Goblin, controlled…
Are you a nature lover? Do you want an escape from the bustling life of the city? Are you interested in learning how to start a (controlled) fire? If yes, yes, and…
Move over, Lea Michelle: there’s a new an-alphabetic in town! Barnard’s resident partygirl and part-time DJ, President Laura Rosenbury, recently announced in a school-wide email that she cannot read. The college president…
In a message sent to the Barnard Community it was announced that the Diana Center would no longer be offering their customizable Cheese Pizzas. In a rare move, Barnard was incredibly candid…
Claire Shipman will soon step down from her yearlong role as Acting President of Columbia University, as University of Wisconsin-Madison President Jennifer Mnookin assumes the role. With the impact she’s had on…
“Good God, it’s a miracle!” one woman screamed as she saw the hundreds upon hundreds of baguettes piled up on Low Steps. “Where is Alma??” shrieked an alarmed freshman before realizing she…
