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What Your ShMikes Order Says About You

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Your Go To: 

  1. Hot Honey Chicken Sub
  2. Whatever the Cold Vegan Sub of the Day is 
  3. Classic Meatball Sub
  4. A Random DIY 

Your Favorite Topping: 

  1.  Guacamole 
  2.  Red Onion
  3.  Lettuce 
  4.  Banana Peppers 

Your Most Common ShMikes Visit Time: 

  1.  1:00 PM 
  2.  11:00 AM 
  3.  5:00 PM 
  4.  1:45 AM 

Fav Dressing: 

  1.  Balsamic Vinegar 
  2.  Red Wine Vinegar 
  3.  Olive Oil 
  4.  No Dressing, lots of Cheddar Cheese 

Mostly 1s: You are basic, but trendy. You like it simple, but with a little twist and that’s okay. You definitely wore polka dots this summer. You probably say backshots are your fav, but it’s secretly missionary. And that’s okay too. Missionary feels good and is very intimate! 

Mostly 2s: You’re fucked up, and you probably lean into that. Wear that rat-tail with pride. Smoke those cigs, but not too many! We like you.

Mostly 3s: One day, you’ll probably be my boss, and I have accepted that. 

Mostly 4s: