On April 1, Columbia University Ceremonies announced that this year’s Bacchanal, the traditional spring student-led concert, will be held at the Robert K. Kraft Field at Baker Athletics Complex. This announcement follows…
This week, the student body flocked back to campus after a week-long vacation. But something immediately felt… different. Student Hugh Jass Forehead was sporting a brand-new look. Following his frat’s trip to…
MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS — British rapper Fakemink, announced yesterday as the headliner for Columbia University’s annual Bacchanal concert, told reporters Wednesday that he was “not familiar” with the institution, adding that he “figured…
Following the success of the new three-part Netflix docuseries “Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model,” Netflix has announced that the Reality Check franchise will continue with every new season investigating a…
Tags: Claire Shipman/Laura Rosenbury, Alternate Universe – College/University, Forced Proximity, Friends to Lovers “Anybody home?” Claire called as she walked through her apartment door, shaking off her boots and tucking them in…
May this year bring you happiness, prosperity, and a relentless desire to bring up shit from the past and dissect it until you go blue in the face. In this new year,…
MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN— I want to be clear, I don’t know how to dance. Or at least I didn’t before. I have no rhythm. I have no flexibility—only a yearning to spread…
Tags: #enemiestolovers #feddial #tsundere!sundial #delinquent!fed #columbiauniversity #universityau #tsundere #baka #fakenews #mamdani “Another stupid day at this stupid school,” The Columbia Sundial grumbled. It was an early, snowy Monday at Columbia University. As…
Dear Columbia Trustees, We are the Art’s Editors for the Columbia Federalist. Every cover, every fold-out, we draw that stuff, and we draw it good. We are aware that you have been…
1500–1600 (Top 1–2%): Hey, nerd! Make sure no one ties your shoelaces together. 1400–1490 (Top 3–6%): You will get off of that waitlist. All you have to do is simply run to…
